![]() Just remember: When you play the Game of War, you win…or you buy more worthless crap. Kate Upton is the face of the free-to-play mobile MMO game, Game of War: Fire Age, which obviously attempts to play off of the titles of popular games. Ads are pull, you only watch them if you want to earn in-game money more quickly. Drive tanks, fly helicopters, engage them on foot Absolutely free. So next time your phone bill is through the roof because you just had to have that third dragon, you might have Mimi to blame. Single mode is just for start to learn game basics but the real fun. Fight players around the world in large FPS battles. It seems the real selling point, however, was the fact that Mariah agreed to allow her music to be used in the commercial.īecause nothing says "victory in battle" like the dulcet tones of "You’ll Always Be My Baby." In the game you can play with up to 7 friends. Like Kate, she’ll bounce around on a horse in the sexiest garb the Middle Ages have to offer. G-Switch 3 is a gravity defying skill game and the third installment of the G-Switch series from Serius Games. ![]() Tugneto is small and compact, yet extremely robust and will interact with your dog for hours on end giving your furry friend the. Yes, TMZ is reporting that Mariah Carey will receive a seven-figure payday to star in one 30-second ad for the game. Tugneto is the first dog tug device engineered with a mechanically powered tug back action that engages randomly to simulate a true game of tug of war for your dog. Yes, you can count on brute force and sheer numbers and throw everything you have at your enemy’s gate in the hopes of bringing them down but other Jarls will quickly learn to anticipate your mindless attacks and repel them with ease. Karlie Kloss is Taylor Swift’s best friend, which has gotta be worth something when you’re trying to sell crap to bored teenagers.īut no, despite the many up-and-coming models who would probably take the gig for next to nothing, the folks at GoW decided to go with someone older, more expensive…and much more musical. Vikings: War of Clans is a real-time strategy title which means you can only rely on your strategy skills while trying to get to the top. ![]() With in-app sales beginning to slump as more and more users catch on to the fact that the "game" is really just one long, playable commercial, GoW’s marketing team has decided to go sell their product with a different set of armor-plated boobs.Ĭharlotte McKinney has been called the next Kate Upton by boob industry experts. True Detective, maybe? We’re not sure.Īnyway, when you’re number one, folks try to steal your crown, and apparently, that goes for both Kate and Game of War. Game of War rakes in an estimates $1 million a day, though many believe its popularity is the result of the creators’ obvious efforts to piggyback on the success of a certain beloved HBO series. By now, you’ve almost certainly seen the ridiculous commercials in which Kate Upton looks terrified atop a horse while attempting to sell you on the idea of downloading the "free-mium" Game of War app.Īside from Kate’s ample medieval cleavage, the ads are an absolute mess, but they work.
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